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Dating apps have given us unprecedented access to every nut job, borderline sociopath, and bunny boiler in Chicago, and having a nightmarish experience has become some sort of twisted rite of passage. We asked a handful of Chicagoans to share their worst online dating stories, and we were not disappointed.“I’d matched with this guy on Tinder and we quickly discovered that we had a bunch of acquaintances in common, including some high school classmates and old coworkers.

I stopped to bum a cigarette on my way out and overheard a group of older men who were smoking nearby talking about my date. "As I turned to walk away, he stumbled out of the bar after me -- quite obviously sloppy to the point of nearly blacking out.Spending too much time on Tinder, Bumble, or Ok Cupid will make any sane person yearn for simpler times.You know, like when singles met potential mates at corn husking bees or whatever.I could tell he was annoyed that I wasn’t falling all over him after hearing his bragging."Visibly frustrated, he decided to inform me that his ex-girlfriend knew me, and that when she found out we were going on a date, she’d called me a whore.I whispered that he was making me uncomfortable, which only resulted in more ranting.

Blessedly, the bill arrived and he demanded that I give him a card to pay half.

To this day, he ends almost every conversation with ’thank you for not mentioning that to my wife.’" “Recently, I was talking with a girl who appeared to be a great match. After messaging back and forth for some time, she went silent and stopped responding.

Then, out of the blue, she resurfaced and asked me if I’d like to meet up that day. ’ (because I keep agreeing to dates with weirdos like you.) When the date ended and we stood up to leave, he of course ended with the classic, disappointed question: ’Oh.

When he attempted to get out of my car, he fell over into the snow.

While the idea of leaving him for dead in the snow was slightly tempting at that point, I helped him inside and got him to his room.

I wanted to run back out the door, but he quickly grabbed my arm and steered me towards a group of guys.